Dogs?

It truly is impressive how much drama a game about spreadsheets can have.

Totally!

Cross my heart, smack me dead, put a lobster on my head

An easy tenant to live by would be a good neighbor.
An easy tenet to live by is a simple guiding principle.

EDIT: You did it again

Phrased directly: What does SP stand for?

You wrote a really long and interesting response that completely failed to answer the question. What's SP in this context?

Well, you're certainly giving me hardship
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What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or would that just be pissimistic?

What, you don't like his scrotal chin?

I think it's Aussie?

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

Where?

i forgor 💀

My understanding is that companies rarely track inventory per piece directly, since it's much easier to track box/package size as dictated by their distribution standards.

So if a company runs out of small boxes, they can't just undersize the amounts in a medium box without totally screwing up their inventory management, because their inventory management expects a certain amount in those medium boxes.

Thanks, Obama

Was that a question?

It falls (ha) under "Other duties as assigned" in the job description.

Girlfriend's age?