z500 @ z500 @startrek.website

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Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Daim, that's a sweet erth

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

New atoms, same old bullshit

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol

If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

They live die

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis