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xigoi
xigoi @ xigoi @lemmy.sdf.org
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Christmas Android for Girlfriend

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  • I have a phone with a 3.5mm jack and a micro SD slot, purchased about 2 years ago.

    • Last Christmas, I gave you my _________ . The very next day, you gave it away.

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  • R

    • Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted?

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  • If he’s guilty of a crime, why didn’t you sue him?

    • In case Copilot was too much work

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  • A lot of languages have this feature. Including ML, which is where Rust took many concepts from.

    • Breaking News: President declares _________

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  • Y

    • How would you process the fact that a new friend of yours is a cop? (USA)

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  • I feel bad for you. The imaginary world you live in must be really terrifying.

    • Breaking News: President declares _________

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  • T

    • Just switched to Neovim and it's amazing

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  • I find Lua much more pleasant to code in than JavaScript.

    • It's just so beautiful

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  • Of course. The bishop at h4 will be stunned at seeing this pro gamer move and won’t be able to capture the king.

    • Do You Ever Want To Use the Suction Tool That Dentists Have On Your Nose?

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  • What the fuck? Why does such a thing exist?

    • You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go?

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  • I’ll walk into a park full of stoners, grab their attention and teleport home.

    • Jade

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  • Do we have an equivalent of r/ComedyCemetery here on Lemmy?

    • It's not just Linux

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  • Can I install Linux? Yes. Can I do it confidently? Nope.

    • I like _______

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  • U

    • I like _______

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  • S

    • “I can’t believe she stole my __________.”

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  • B

    • imagine spending hours of coding, planing just to make it a chromium extension app in disguised

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  • It’s sad that you prioritize “velocity” over user experience.

    • You are on death row, but get to play russian roulette: Would you rather?: (continue reading in post)

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  • By this logic, if you roll a die 1000 times, you have only a 1/6 chance to get at teast one 6.

    • Why is my wife not home yet? She's probably _______ again!

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  • Goodbye

    • Your explanation of federation that it "works like email" will be misunderstood

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  • I’m not talking about blocking, but about being unable to see all replies to a post unless you open it on its home instance, which happens all the time on Mastodon.