What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Why do elephants never use computers?
Why did the barber win an award?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Why do ducks have feathers?
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Why did the stadium get hot?
Why did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race?
Why don't skeletons fight over candy?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do cows have bells?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why don't scientists trust stairs?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?