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You raise the blinds, I raise…myself!?

  • Thanks. I missed my first win by only 200 back then, so this was ‚kind of‘ satisfying. I got it from Apple Arcade for now, but I feel the strong urge to buy it for all my other platforms.

    • Balatro @lemm.ee ultraviolence @lemmy.world
    You raise the blinds, I raise…myself!?

    So, I won my first run after starting this madness a few days ago. Violet Vessel thought it could raise to 300k, so I decided to kinda ‚nope-out‘ and bought a suddenly appearing Mr. Bones in my last store before Vessel. I got to 25% with just playing pairs.

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  • However you might read it, it always makes sense

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    • $-3 doesn't go as far as it used to...

  • All that the average American have is no money and 3 children, when instead all they want is 3 money and no children

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    Gars

  • Bread licked by Gar

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    Deutsche Herrschaft

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  • I will never not upvote couch references

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    MAGA troll who sparked fury for telling voters not to be ‘weak and gay’ crashes out of primary

  • Well, in the end there’s always OnlyFans

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    Who remember this dress?

  • Yanny

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    Gov. Tim Walz doesn't own a single stock

  • What’s JD Vance’s price then? A harem full of couches?

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    JD Vance’s wife: My husband only meant to insult people who actively choose not to have kids, not people who are trying but are unsuccessful

  • I guess a lot of couches must be disappointed and feel like side-chicks, when he’s taking his wife with him on campaign tour

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    5 August 2024

  • Those are the dancing fruits. Kids seem to love them

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    DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

  • 75th anniversary

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    masturbating rule

    • There are some countries named after cheese though.

    • Something from the old days

  • WOLOLOOOO

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    Lemons to lemonade as rivals help Lifeplus-Wahoo overcome bike theft at Tour of Britain
    • gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

  • I’ve just seen the superman video being linked in another thread. Amazing recordings!

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    Even with his palms sweaty

  • You’d think after all these draws he’d be nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

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    gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

  • This picture instantly played Goldfinger‘s „Superman“ in my head…

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