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What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...

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  • When I leave her, just to go to the bathroom, or to the store or leave her in the car while I go into the store, I'll say, "See you tomorrow" x 15 yrs

    • How do you feel about Tom Scott going on hiatus after 10 years?

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  • Ha. The question is "how do you feel" and you get downvoted for saying how you feel.

    Putzes.

    • LG says its new 4K projector is a ‘stylish art object’

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  • Hahahahaha

    • North Korea's Kim orders military to 'thoroughly annihilate' US, South Korea if provoked

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  • "Your mother wears army boots!"

    There. Consider yourself provoked, Mr. Useless.

    • TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

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  • We should feel duty bound to copy those jokes into this thread as backup:

    Did you hear the one about the Ballerina Debate Team?

    They always stay on point.

    • Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said

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  • "Joe Rogans truth is recently revealed."

    FTFY

    • THE ONE THING that I hate about Firefox.

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    • Substack says it will not remove or demonetize Nazi content

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  • Medium?

    • What DID Apple innovate?

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  • Hmmm. Distro?

    • What are your"too lazy to cook" recipe ?

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    1. Cook pasta: spaghettini, spaghetti, linguine, whatever
    2. Strain when cooked, set aside
    3. add heaping tablespoon olive oil+garlic to pot, heat for a minute
    4. Add the pasta, salt and pepper, stir
    5. serve

    *Swap some butter for oil if preferred

    • Current state of Reddit

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  • Redreader

    • Current state of Reddit

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  • Yep. Still not interested.

    • I'm locked out of my 6 year old Chipotle account because they now say my email address is invalid when I login. Here is me asking for their help:

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  • What's your email address?

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Thanks for the explanation

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  • Spielberg's ego?

    • HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'

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  • We have some old, great HP printers. Rock solid.

    As they die, Brother, my Brother.

    Fuck the latest HP.

    • Moms for Liberty founder leaves rightwing leadership role amid queer sex scandal & rape allegations

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  • Same as it ever Was

    • How would you rate my stick?

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  • Scrolled too far to upvote this one.

    • What are the most useful free or cheap to obtain certifications or training?

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  • Our pest control guy used to be a baker. He did an online course and now he mostly pest proofs houses. And he doesn't have to get up at 4:00 in the morning. When I asked about dealing with dead animals, he said he doesn't deal with them much.

    • What do you not understand about humanity?

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  • The cruelty.