I have one running Arch.

Do we really get to choose though? There's the Electoral College, which also gets a say in who gets to be president.

I'm going to write a program in which π = 🐟

It's posted a lot because it was a rare event. How many former presidents had a mugshot taken and are STILL trying to run for president again?

These memes make me lost in confusion. (Pun intended)

People ask if I'm a sturgeon.

Unfortunately for them, I am a clockwise rotating torafugu pufferfish.

It is, but Linux has such a low desktop usage share that it wouldn't really be considered as a target for hackers. I believe that hackers really only target Linux servers, not desktops.

User: "Hey Linux, I want to remove the / directory."

Linux: "Go ahead, just remember to use sudo."

It is time to stray away from Windows.

I hope he gets sued by the organization that made that font. I don't think he was allowed to use it.

Thank heavens for Linux and 7zip.

Pff. Imagine actually doing something. I can't, as I'm doing nothing.

It is a shame that my phone's bootloader is locked. It's a TracFone.

My phone has it.

I do not have to suffer with such design flaw. I use Arch with the glitchy mess known as Hyprland.

Such a small hole does so much.

I love it when my download estimate says 700 millennia.

You should probably check your Dropbox...

It will soon get to the point to where he'll spend life in prison, if it isn't already at that point.