I am a big fan of yours. The world could use more people like you.

...with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

Did you mean to get the most unattractive to all parties view of it?

They do have a distinctive call.

About time.

That's not how a two party system works.

Remember to don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

You are a beautiful human being. But perhaps not what is saught in this setting.

Bonus multi-coloured toe beans.

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

You know he's not paying for it, either.

You can try to pet bears at least one time.

Groans in Zombie

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.

In cases like this, rape is far more than a physical crime. The person who should have protected this child instead was her downfall.

I cannot think of a punishment strong enough that wouldn't be a war crime.

I always liked the eucharist, tasted like those cheap ice cream cones we all got as kids.

Didn't do much for my soul.