I should open up a stop to get more shadow detail.

Laker Airlines 1981 - London Gatwick to Tampa

I think autocorrect might have scuppered your title - *Inigo Jones

Why be a dick?

I agree completely. The original quote is, “Comparison is the thief of joy." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

I'd filter Jerbora, Jeroba for starters

Replying just to tell my friends we've been chatting 😁

I stopped drinking about 35 years ago. I wasn't a big drinker. I was living in London and after a night out preferred to drive home rather than get the night bus or a cab so I just stopped. I would have a glass of lemonade or a coke when out with friends. It only took about 5 years for my friends to stop trying to cajole me into having a drink.

Not for me

Edit: apologies, I misunderstood that you were pranked first. I'm not a prank fan but you obviously have cause to retaliate. I'll leave my original comment below.

This doesn't make sense. "It's just a prank bro… Can't you take a joke?"

If the person being pranked doesn't find it 'funny' what is it?

Don't - one person's pranking is another person's bullying.