I know it's sped up but that really felt like a Launchpad McQuack landing.
You absolutely should try all the shops in your area. Most offer a discount for your first or first several visits. Sign up for the email clubs too. They do sales often
I think that is Rubio in a wig.
Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.
We can't have a civilization without civility.
Guy is a great writer.
Seems like adding insult to injury to find the minors responsible. They're just kids.
Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.
Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.
"Sounds like a you problem. Also please don't discuss your bondage fetish with me."
Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.
Silent Bob. That's where I first heard it. It's a hilarious story from the Evening with Kevin Smith DVD.
Further proof that Tuvix was murdered. Prosecute Admiral Jane way.
Directions unclear. Now my junk turned into Benjamin Franklin. (he's wearing bifocals)
He's a charming dude who is excellent at relating to workers of all stripes which only makes it more infuriating that he's such a dipshit.
... said Albert "Don't call me Al" Gore....
Where did you find them? How is the taste different to the current standard American banana?
Best part is how we went down the exact same path 100 years ago and learned absolutely nothing from it.
What does the statute say about community service? Make him pick up trash.