@Astrealix showing himself more than capable of playing with the ball at his feet. What a situation

@Astrealix good on them, still don’t think anyone has been charged for the stabbing of that little girl last year

@Astrealix

@Astrealix we get a day off for our Birthday where I work, I can understand why he would be unhappy.

@sensiblepuffin Toffees deserve a break big time

@sensiblepuffin stomach churning

@Astrealix WE WILL DO NEITHER

@sensiblepuffin PL goal obvs

@sensiblepuffin Brazilian Vegeta

@Astrealix goals coming from anywhere innit

@Astrealix for a sec I thought you meant yet another cocaine fuelled solo pitch invasion

@Astrealix great interception from “the Spanish guy”

@WorldcupCSR @Astrealix next game? Dead rubber innit

@sensiblepuffin it’s funny people forget how much better the refereeing is in Europe (when they’re not taking bungs from Joan Gaspart)

@Astrealix they have clearly learned everything the great Allardici could impart

@Astrealix do you think at such time fancy continental managers such as Thomas Frank regret coming to the Premier League to employ the exciting complex plan of keeping a low block and “avin’ a go on the countah”

@sensiblepuffin he doesn’t suffer fools gladly? Failed to doff his cap towards a member of United Family Royalty? Recommended Southgate cease with his ‘been eating out of the toilet’ facial hair?

@Astrealix still waiting on the Access All Areas video

@Astrealix how quickly people forget the fairs cup……

@sensiblepuffin he’s quite the special player isn’t he