Why would someone comment about how black he is? He's white
Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s
Remember Snapchat had the cool feature of showing you "today, X years ago"?
Why did they fuck that up and you get random collages now. It was such a great feature that they have now ruined
It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather
for some reason people around 30 years old always call themselves old lol
a comedian pretending to be the shooter, my god how thirsty for attention can you get
How do you know you're on Lemmy?
They can't stop mentioning Reddit and how're they're better
For real lol makes me feel a little alienated. I just want to play games on my computer
I read the title as Master Chief at first and thought this was some elaborate joke. Now I know I’m just dumb
My coworker told me that even restaurants will post "profiles", get matches and set up first dates at their establishments. The person will obviously get stood up, but they are more likely to spend money in the establishment since they're already there. Like maybe a drink or 2.
Local news site from my city censored the word “att*cked” and it’s the most stupid shit ever
You’ll get Chris Pratt and you’ll like it
It makes you feel like you’re walking on sunshine
https://youtu.be/H6TW6v39_kQ?si=ELFTPU1V9s3Zg61T
