Does this make sense? Some points do, some don't. But you know why this could never work? It's called the political spectrum.
Wow. So about half of the world is just stupid? This sounds like you are in a left-wing echo chamber to me.
I get your opinion. Conservative values are much more important in the countryside, where everyone knows every single person in the whole village. It's all about where you stand in life. If you are a young student in a huge city you are way more likely to be left-leaning for obvious reasons. Meanwhile the majority of people in the countryside are right-leaning generally speaking. But it's always sad to see people labeling so many people they don't know as stupid or malevolent. Of course, having seen some Canadian and US-American conservative politicians I absolutely understand where you are coming from. Most of their speeches are filled with populist rhetoric.
What's so horrible about conservatism itself? Is this about the USA's Republican Party?