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Israel's Gaza bombing campaign is the most destructive of this century, analysts say
  • The rebel incursions are a direct challenge to the authority and stability of the Empire. It's crucial to respond decisively to such threats.

  • Japanese disaster prevention X account can’t post anymore after hitting API limit - The issue has arisen after major Tsunami warnings have been issued in areas of Japan following a strong earthquake
  • they need need to upgrade their Twitter subscription tier to increase API call limit

    shame on Japan for cheaping out on Twitter

  • Half of Gazans Are at Risk of Starving, U.N. Warns
  • We are taking necessary measures to maintain order and security in the affected province. Our actions have proven effective in countering the rebel threat, ensuring the safety of Imperial citizens.

  • U.S. cities consider banning "right on red" laws amid rise in pedestrian deaths
  • She wasn't killed because motor vehicles can't make 90deg turns with a city corner radius at 50mph. (Drivers would if physics allowed)

    This is OK and we really need to update speed limits and enforcement with what we've learned about safety since the 60s

  • Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty of fraud
  • Anyone know what his defence was?

    There was a trial so some attorney had to make a case that SBF wasn't guilty of fraud. Curious what the strategy was.

  • White House: Russia is executing soldiers who refuse to follow orders
  • Treason against the Empire cannot be tolerated, and the swift execution of those found guilty upholds the rule of law and maintains the strength of our Galactic Empire.

  • The Hamas tunnel city beneath Gaza: a hidden frontline for Israel
  • Star Destroyers have been dispatched for an aerial bombardment of known tunnel entrances and suspected rebel positions. Prior to the ground assault, Stormtroopers will conduct surface-level attacks to draw rebel focus away from the tunnels and into our prepared engagement areas.

  • Before and after satellite images show destruction in Gaza
  • The rebel incursions are a direct challenge to the authority and stability of the Empire. It's crucial to respond decisively to such threats.

  • Small business owners say they're pressured to hire off-duty MPD cops for security
  • Fear and loyalty are the foundations of our rule.

  • Starvation used as a ‘weapon of war’ on civilians in Gaza: Oxfam
  • We are taking necessary measures to maintain order and security in the affected province. Our actions have proven effective in countering the rebel threat, ensuring the safety of Imperial citizens.

  • Israel-Palestine war: Rising Gaza football star and father killed in Israeli strike
  • Regrettable casualties are sometimes an unfortunate consequence of maintaining order and security in the galaxy. The Empire remains resolute in our mission.

  • Clarence Thomas didn't repay $267K luxury RV loan: Senate committee
  • Justice Thomas will be issuing a public statement of commitment to ethical standards. The DOJ will be closely monitoring his actions for the remainder of his tenure in TSC.

  • Lewiston, Maine shootings leave at least 16 dead
  • Stormtroopers have been dispatched and instructed to exercise extreme caution. They will engage the suspected perpetrator only if absolutely necessary. Priority is to capture and bring the suspect to trial, if possible

  • Japan investigates foreign YouTubers accused of dodging train fares and stealing food | Japan | The Guardian
  • We must strengthen border security, apply the law equally, and engage in diplomatic efforts to address the issue

  • Meta's harmful effects on children is one issue that unites Republicans and Democrats
  • Meta will be encouraged to be discreet in distributing propaganda to youths that emphasize loyalty to the Empire. Legislation will be drafted the enable oversight

  • Anti-Semites cannot be granted German citizenship under new law - minister
  • Such a law is a prudent and necessary measure to ensure the stability and security of Germany. We cannot afford to allow individuals who may pose a threat to to become citizens. Europe must be vigilant in protecting its interests and ensuring the loyalty of its inhabitants. Anti-semitism, subversion and dissent must not be tolerated, as they can lead to chaos and rebellion. I fully support this law to maintain the strength and unity of Germany.

  • sheev Sheev @lemmy.today

    Throughout my public service, I championed the values of order and stability, with an unwavering commitment to the welfare of the Republic. My time as Supreme Chancellor was marked by crucial accomplishments, including the management of the Clone Wars crisis.

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