sammytheman666 @ sammytheman666 @ttrpg.network

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Sauce ?

Players : we open the door Me : ok. How exactly are you proceeding ? Do you touch the handle ? Them fretting for a minute, doing a couple checks, and finally trying the handle Me : the door opens no problems Them : what happens ? Me : nothing special.

Dont worry, I just do it once or twice per dungeon. It helps them remember to check the trapped doors.

Dont forget the dip in fighter in 5th that allows you to use action surge on a caster. So good its banned at the table I play at

Such an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings.

Plus a cascade of yomama jokes

What??

Im so hot right now. Please tell me she says which items she is using too

A special group of youtubers redid the entire manga series up to a point with voice actors and it's funny as fuck. For example, Mr. Popo is now a chtuluesk entity that is way stronger than anyone and doesn't give a fuck about anyone's safety. Try "Mr popo abridged" and enjoy

Ahh so that thing you aaid is from naruto. Makes sense

I am with this 99 % of the time. I have met the 1% DM sadly. He simply never shuts up to let his polite players input ideas

Say it looks like an oversized kitten. But use the blockstat of the mindflayer

Care to elaborate ? Im curious

I dont know, the redneck in episode 1 sold me

There are worms

Then dirt

Then players that split up

Yeah but the version of DBZ abrieged. Which I hoghly recommand as its funny as fuck

You can hold your breath. It takes under a minute :)

Come on, we all know muscles are in fact parasites making you an asshole like Venom.

/s

Thank fuck ! Here I was wondering if Konsi would die of snu snu

NGH...

Leaf lovers man.

Me, I love the mind gobblin