Fascists are morons who are too stupid to understand they're being made fun of

Which is also why they get put down when they're obviously unhappy with things.

They're cats and only have three legs, so they don't really have much of an option if I decide to do that

One absolutely adores me and will put up with almost anything I do to him, the other is super tiny and only has one front arm so he can't really do much about it