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  • I, cannot disguise,
    all the stomach pains
    and the walking of the cranes
    when you, do come out
    and you whisper up to me
    in your life of tragedy
    But I cannot grow
    till you eat the last of me
    oh when will I be free
    and you, a parasite
    just find another host
    just another fool to roast
    cause you
    my tapeworm tells me what to do
    you
    my tapeworm tells me where to go
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY

  • Ach, dem Herrn sind Gesetze also egal? Dann nenn ich den jetzt mit voller Inbrunst einfach mal "so 1 Pimmel".

  • Look, guys... in case you hadn't noticed, you can stop at any time.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA

  • Your 'work' and my 'work' are different, Boy Wonder.

  • "[Trump] said, and I agree, there are a lot of names associated with Epstein that had nothing to do with Epstein's conduct. They maybe had lunch with him or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another," O'Reilly began. "If that name gets out, those people are destroyed — because there's not going to be any context. The media doesn't care about context — so you can't do that. You can't destroy human beings by putting out the files, whatever they may be."

    Oh, yeah, Bill, you're totally right. Lemme just put down this pitchfork and torch and go right along with NAW I'M JUST KIDDIN EAT THE RICH

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump Doesn't Want to Release Epstein Files Because People's Lives Will Be 'Destroyed,' Ex-Fox Host Says

  • The headline makes it sound like she just discovered that he's actually a swarm of locusts in a trenchcoat or something. I mean, that would explain a lot, but still

  • Dammit, I was hoping the attack on Vladivostok yesterday would net more results. Looks like it didn't have all that much impact materiel-wise.

  • „Ich kenne das natürlich aus meiner Welt. Wir Männer haben eine bessere Begabung und Befähigung, Netzwerke zu bilden und uns gegenseitig auch zu unterstützen“

    Das hat er mit ironischem Unterton gesagt, oder? Bitte sag, dass er das mit ironischem Unterton gesagt hat.

    Dass da keiner regelmäßig "Fotzenfritz!" gen Podium gerufen hat, wundert mich ein bisschen.

  • Ich möchte dir an dieser Stelle die gebührende Anerkennung dafür aussprechen, dass du zugibst, falsch gelegen zu haben. Sowas muss gang und gäbe sein dürfen.

  • Already done, but thanks for the walkthrough!

  • "do something constructive"

    You first, Mike.

  • Mag mir -- einem Jemand, dessen fiktive Nachkommen wahrscheinlich von der Erbschaftssteuer verschont bleiben werden -- den ganzen Artikel in einer archive-ph-URL zukommen lassen?

    Edit: Ich bin dumm, gibt's doch schon: https://archive.ph/ZOvkR

  • And there it is. Finally out in the open, by the asshole-in-chief himself. "Denazification"? "Caring for the Russian minority in Ukraine"? Ha, as if. All this bullshit has ever been is to quiesce one man's megalomania.

    From the deepest depths of my heart I say: Fuck you, you fucking prick, fuck your propaganda machine, and fuck your sycophantic bootlickers.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump says ‘I could’ get Abrego Garcia back from El Salvador

    Rust Programming @lemmy.ml

    Jiff is a new date-time library for Rust that encourages you to jump into the pit of success

    Rust Programming @lemmy.ml

    Diesel-Async 0.5.0 released, with SQLite support

    Rust @programming.dev

    diesel_async 0.5 released, with SQlite support

    Ukraine @sopuli.xyz

    Russia complains about massive drone attack on Rostov