Wow, what a victory. This was definitely a much better outcome than trying to create bipartisan border legislation. Or, like, I don't know, a budget?

Louder for those in the back.

Yeah, I think it's weird when they photoshop Trump's head on Rambo's body as well.... But that is besides the point.

Guy that has previously mocked and denigrated members of the US Armed Forces mocks and denigrates a member of the US Armed Forces.

Nothing new to see here.

What, you'd take a personal check from that guy?

I know it's the epitome of privledge to say this and I know it can be impossible for a lot of people for any number of reasons...

But...

If you are a woman of childbearing age and are, or even plan to be pregnant, run as fast as you can away from these states.

There was a time, not long ago, when birthing children was potentially dangerous or even fatal without modern medical care. By outlawing that care, you're taking a hard dive right back into those medieval conditions. Woman can, will, and are dying because of these laws. It's horribly, horribly, horribly wrong, and I hope it gets reversed soon.

But until then? Run.

You're probably right.

I can see the photo of her working the Trump campaign phone bank now....

Let's never ever find out.

Small comfort... After she gets smoked in NH tomorrow, we'll never have to care about anything Nikki Haley thinks or says ever again.

Look at all that never-back-downing he's doing.

I wonder how he lost so much control of his company.

Maybe he'll tweet and tell us?

I love it when he just stands up there and blithely admits to all the crimes and then nothing happens.

It's OK, buddy. Martin Sheen didn't come to my birthday party either.

Well, good for him for finally finding that hill to die on.

So, you know, you can die now.

What do you mean, "How long?"

If I were a Hispanic-looking guy living or traveling through Texas, American citizen or not, I'd have my birth certificate and passport ready to go.

I don't think I have any actual friends that believe this nonsense, and I purged my Facebook in 2016. The challenge I'm having now is not blowing up my business relationships because, no matter who the president is, I still need to work.

It's the holidays, so 10% off your bribe to Justice Thomas if you bring a canned good.

Just kidding. That asshole gets full fucking price to sell out.

Take that shit back to Twitter, dude.

Maybe he can be America's Mulch Mayor at Four Seasons Landscaping to earn some of that money.

How much is that recusal worth to you?

Is it, say, "new RV" worth it? Or perhaps, maybe it's "buy my mother a house" worth it?

Clarence is for sale, so let the bidding begin!