The founder of Amazon is buying the discontinued OS made by Jean-Louis Gassée and porting it to IBM mainframe platform. He’s going to name it BezOS.
Required reading to get this joke:
I know what you’re saying but you gotta plan your stops more. 9 out of 10 exits have fast food. But 1 out of 10 exits have grocery stores. Grocery stores have prepared food that is healthier.
If prison food is as good as those photos make those meals look then I just figured out my retirement plan.
Play attention all wanna be humorists, this is how you fucking write a good joke.
Years ago I stopped watching him when I realized he complained about video game developers making low quality non-innovative games but his video game reviews were low quality and non-innovative.
It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.
True story. San Francisco. The 90s. Read a description of a film at the cinema about an injured man who gets his wife to dress up like a hooker. Sounded like good kinky fun. Went to the show. Sat down for a fun little romp. Breaking the Waves started.
Browse the REI catalog. Vouri t-shirt, tiny label, $60. Free Fly t-shirt, no label that I can see, $55.
My Maltese does not have the physical capability of harming me. No temperament test required.
Not scientific but from observing human behavior in my own weird family genetics mixup, I am convinced that creatures behavior is 80% genetics and 20% environment. And bull-breeds were bred to aggressively tear apart other living creatures.
What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.
All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.
Yep.
The theatre is closed. There is no place else to go.
And by “theatre” we mean the theatre of conflict not the cinema.
It is time to stand and fight.
The site coffeeabout.com references worldatlas.com which is so full of advertising that it hangs Safari on a weak iPhone and thus I can’t dig any further for a reliable source of that info.
My guts tell me this has something to do with it.
Not gonna lie, my passion is caveat nuances, but your mileage may vary. Rinse and repeat.
All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.