I have a pair of these. They are the most uncomfortable socks I've ever worn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)

Good attempt, you almost censored their name 👍

amogus

you could 'cause you can so you do 😔

girl dinner

A.D. 1790 or Kansei 2, not 17902

Top left. Also, pro tip: if you're a dork like me who sticks their hands in their pockets and accidentally unlocks their phone with the fingerprint scanner, remove your non-dominant hand's fingerprints and always put your phone in that same hand's pocket. E.g. if you are right handed, remove your left hand fingerprints and always put your phone in your left pocket. That way you need to remove the phone from the pocket and transfer it to your other hand before you can unlock it.