Man I wish i got texts like this all the time
If you want a great laugh, scroll down to the end of the article and see where this file is used. It's used on an article on sexual intercourse on a Russia wikipedia. Then translate it to English. Absolutely hilarious.
Hmmm that should work. Could you maybe send it to me on another messaging service so I can inspect it?
Some of your files do work but others do not. Trying to figure out why.
Can you tell me what codec you're using for some of these posts? I can't see them properly in a web browser or mobile app.
Yep. Looking forward to seeing more. Checking in often.
Ugh really want to suck on those.
Open the blinds or door from a different room and let her peak through to see me jacking it while watching her… and flirt from afar… and if she continues to flirt back, come in to visit for a closer inspection and a quick lunch.
Nothing more adorable than a gorgeous woman who loves legos.
"Accidentally" test your wetness level with my finger... and if it's a bit dry, I'll just have to lean over and get my tongue involved.