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kingpepe8006 @ kingpepe8006 @sh.itjust.works
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Should try again tomorrow

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  • Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she's a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

    • What does the fox say?

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    • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    kingpepe8006 @sh.itjust.works

    What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?

    Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk

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  • My brother🫂

    • I orgasmed. Now, I'm punching every cow on the head while I cut wood.

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  • How orgasmic

    • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    kingpepe8006 @sh.itjust.works

    Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein?

    Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk

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  • WALL-E situation coming to life day by day

    • California Is About To Run Out of License Plate Numbers

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  • Ford should really start getting in the train business

    • In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in Norway

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  • Zeus got beef with Santa

    • Dreams can come true

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  • Too late, can't move my legs anymore😔

    • If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight?

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  • Enough to feel FANTAstic

    Badum tshhhh

    • Release the fear

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  • He's beginning to believe

    • Things are getting really crazy.

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  • "IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God

    • Dreams can come true

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  • Dammit, now i can't get up

    • "Mmm, yes, quite"

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  • Two distinguished gentlemen, quite nice