What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

We have the exact same one as OP, I just spray a little cooking spray on it and it works great.

Can I ask what chair you have there, and if you like it? Mine is on its last legs and it's soon time to be replaced. The one in the picture has the two features that I really am attached to: the full back / head support, and arms that flip up.

Also, very nice job on the setup.

I read this, and was sure it was fake. And then I remembered all the shit from the last bunch of years that I read and was sure it was fake and wasn't.... I can't even guess at reality anymore...

That's a Costco, they specificially tell you to use any lane and the hose is long enough to reach. That person is just following directions. The stations are built with one way traffic flow and get very busy, it's not practical to queue for a particular side of the car.

Bananas .... Ate them before marathons for more than a decade and now they just taste like 3 hours of suffering.