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  • For me it's:

    6 is half a dozen, so 6+6=12, then 7 is 6+1, so 6+7 is 12+1=13

  • Pity, really.
  • 127.0.0.1

  • Tough Trolly Choices
  • Yeah but then like that person said, they will disassemble the trolley in a weird way and put back together two trolleys, one on each track.

  • Removed
    38 dogs were close to drowning on a Mississippi lake. But some fishermen had quite a catch
  • I have a vegan colleague who would argue while laughing that it applies, although not on the way you thing. "Look at how humans treat each other, with cruelty, disdain, and little empathy. That is the humain/humane way we treat animals."

  • Irrational
  • Yes please!

  • Steve, what are you doing
  • I read the cast name as "cat Steven"

  • Jinkies
  • My MATLAB colleagues were jealous of my Matplotlib because the company didn't purchase the plotting add-on...

  • Google, Cloudflare & Cisco Will Poison DNS to Stop Piracy Block Circumvention * TorrentFreak
  • I don't know about unbound so I can't really compare... OpenNic is not run by for-profit corporations, which I think is a good thing.

  • Google, Cloudflare & Cisco Will Poison DNS to Stop Piracy Block Circumvention * TorrentFreak
  • Opennic should be the default DNS of everybody!

  • Thanks mom πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
  • Yup! Very nice approximation of Fourier transforms and also very fast to compute, so it's the best tool in my data analysis toolbox!

  • We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
  • He smoked for pleasure. I'm sure he ate and drank for pleasure.

  • Thanks mom πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
  • Yeah! But now I'm paying a membership to do that same thing! However they also got good coffee and a chess table.

  • Even stuff that's really important sometimes
  • Hahaha i had a friend that always said "If i wait long enough, eventually someone will take charge and make choices, so I don't have to!"

  • how to kill an archaeologist
  • If it was not clearly identified, even if I see it, I'll intentionally fall in it to have an OSHA-paid vacation.

  • Somehow metal with zip zap moves rocks without touching and this isn't fiction?
  • Bring this rock close to this other rock, and voilΓ . It creates magic heat!

    Don't get too close, because it will curse you to an agonizing death years later. However you can use this to boil water and channel the power of thunderstorms.

  • Food Pyramid of the Future
  • I'd like to see the triangle grow two additional sides, becoming a 3-sided pyramid. Then, a fourth pops up, turning into a typical 4 sided one. But then, a fifth appears, then a sixth, then more and more untill it becomes a food cone

    Then it flips over and gets filled with ice cream. There, the perfect food pyramid!

  • 'We are at risk of running out': Calgarians asked to use 25% less water than yesterday
  • Could they use a crawler with visual inspection? It's not as good as ultrasound because it will only see surface breaking stuff if it's big enough... But it's still better than no inspection at all, right?

  • me_irl
  • In my late 30s, still doing it. I don't expect to be rewarded though, I just want to toil away without being a dick to people around me.

  • You should lie out here and take a nap
  • He'll just have to use the AC.

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    Now I notice that they often hit the target without splitting into smaller missiles. Is there something like a "minimum split distance" or just a bug about them?

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