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  • I realized I am not trans but incredibly envious of hot women and their ability to have sex whenever they like. WHENEVER they like. That sometimes makes me dream of being a woman, having this privilege to act all decent but blow and fu** as often as I please.

    But then I realize that as an ugly middle aged fuck, my biggest fantasy always was being sexually attractive (at least a little bit), so I keep searching the web for porn that fuels this fantasy, quietly weeping inside and pathetically wanking my way to my grave.

  • Double my money
  • Anyone else?

    • Common joker
    • Common joker
    • Broke
    • Restart run
    • Repeat
  • I don't have a favorite. Maybe numi tea? Just not Lipton.
  • I kinda like TWG Tea 1837.

  • TIL: YouTuber Scott Manley has an asteroid/minor planet named after him: 33434 Scottmanley
  • Are you sure it wasn't a star and is your wife's name Claire Cooper, by any chance? https://youtu.be/JNRPa6Mmqm8

  • Were neon in this cyberpunk dystopia
  • Americans be like

  • Protestation
  • Well, the ruling classes of Iran, China and Russia are our enemy. And because those three countries are autocracies that automatically means they are our enemies as well.

  • The firearms subreddit is really unhinged
  • Not trying to compare these two things, but as a German it always stroke me as odd that many Americans will go to any lengths in order to defend their right to bear arms, but they all totally accept the fact that there's not a single highway in the US without a speed limit.

    In Germany, it seems to be the other way round. Noone really cares that guns are strictly regulated but most people will fiercely oppose the introduction of speed limits with the same level of fanaticism of American gun nuts.

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    Let them lead the way
  • If you were a refugee from 9gag like me, you would probably think differently. That place is filled with racist memes.

  • Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’
  • He's gonna run for president some time in the future, mark my words. And he's gonna be a lot worse than Trump.

  • Deutsche Herrschaft
  • Who the f*** dares to downvote a word my brother invented when he was 7?

  • Deutsche Herrschaft
  • Bettdeckenbezugsschonersonnenblumenmusterwebfehler.

  • glorkon glorkon @lemmy.world
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