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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.
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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social
"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.
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