I hope they didn’t sprain something before the mental gymnastics Olympics happen this year

I’d be happy if they could just come off cleanly

Trump is the only guy who would bury his ex-wife on his own golf course just so that he could continue to cheat on her.

Trump lied an awful lot tonight. Sorry that you fell for it.

Hello, spiky baby!

They missed their filing deadline. That’s all.

His poor diapers……

Speed + The Dew + an AirPod is all it takes to cure dementia?

Wow

And - apparently - reverse dementia

In her dispatch on the event, Jane notes that Trump didn't even bother to show up and instead spoke to attendees via telephone about his planned tax cuts for businesses.

Lmao, asshole literally phoned it in

He probably ran out of the actual boxes for that size

You can batch processes in handbrake.

Star Trek deep space nine

If you have have any reason to believe that this analysis is inaccurate, you’re welcome to provide a counter argument (with evidence)

Nobody— that’s why people jump at scam companies who promise to pay top-dollar for it.

Neat

By the same person, no less

He claimed that before, during, and is still claiming it after the trial.

she sure nickled their dime!

that took an interesting turn towards the end...