this is brilliant

Fordism with GNC Nutrition Characteristics

when I realized I couldn't instantly tell if there were new posts, I just opened a new tab for each mega to keep up on them that way, but then they promptly got lost in the shuffle of my million open tabs 😂🤷 and then I forgot entirely that I had done it until I started closing tabs this morning and found them again 🤦😂

actually yelled out loud at this part

The FDA became aware of the problem after a patient submitted a complaint to the regulator that a vial of semaglutide from Fullerton Wellness had an unidentified "black particulate" floating in it. Semaglutide, like tirzepatide, is injected under the skin and is intended to be sterile.

everyone is having to inject themselves for this new weight-loss fad?!? and omfg a bunch of these patients did it with nonsterile materials

nope – iirc, it's just a couple days

... are we not supposed to put it in the recycling for some reason

used it to advertise his porn

this very interesting tidbit was left out of everything I read earlier today

now I'm wondering how the squirrel helped advertise. suggestively-shot videos of it gobbling nuts?? 😂

so if we applied months ago and never heard anything, now is a good time to try again?

well, I skipped to 39:00 and made it to about 41:00.

that's the same shit everyone has been saying for decades. idk what else to say about it. it's surprising to me that you hear anything but empty platitudes in those two minutes.

what circumstances do you expect to be changed by her election? she's already in the White House, democrats are at the helm of this genocide, and they say if we vote for them even harder this time, they pinky promise to work really hard to figure something out – but why is that? what will change once they win again? why do you believe them?

guns and dope party

🤔 this might actually be capable of breaking the Republican stranglehold on Ohio government. I haven't met a single redneck who didn't like both guns and dope, and I have met a lot of rednecks.

she would put an end to palestinian suffering.

to be fair, Netanyahu also wants to end Palestinian suffering (permanently!) – it is the manner and speed with which it is ended that is at issue

did she describe the manner and speed with which she would end their suffering?

this is the second squirrel-election reference I've seen this morning – what did I miss?

this was a very funny read, thank you

doesn't seem terribly far-fetched

how do we figure out if it's whooping cough?? his cough was fucking gnarly and it still sounds terrible. he doesn't have a fever anymore and wants to go back to school tomorrow, but he still sounds like such shit that I am deeply trepidatious about letting him out around anyone.

I ordered a flu test last week that just arrived yesterday, but since my son was on the mend by the time it got here, I didn't want to waste a $40 test for inconclusive results. gonna have husband do it tomorrow, but meanwhile, how the fuck do we figure out if it's whooping cough instead?? haul him in for testing?

it's pretty fucking funny

the funniest thing would be if they sent you some google-image butthole in response

I know it's just bots sending these texts, but I send them belligerent shit every time they text me. I love your response Very Very Very Much

wait, do you mean they're not posting the Magna Carta in Nando's????

epic bit

this sounds like a super fun project that I would love to do! stitching together phone-shot stuff plus others videos and screen caps is what I do for our stuff, we don't have good cameras or lights or anything. but it's still possible to make very fun videos with just that stuff! it doesn't need to be gorgeous to be enjoyable. ❤️