creamed_eels @ creamed_eels @toast.ooo

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The thing about Bobby Kotick, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Don’t worry, there’s plenty of good guy phones out there that will prevent this

Shit stirring is the mating call of the aging, dimwitted d-lister, grasping desperately at hot button issues in a vain attempt to remain relevant

“Oh bother! America steals all the hunny!”

Nothing! I’ve successfully ignored Xmas my entire adult life

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

Troll?

[Yakety Sax starts playing]

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

So that’s line four of the prayer? Moving along pretty well!

A while ago I read Bezos was posed a question about why he isn’t using his money and power to help impoverished people. IIRC he replied with something along the lines of “oh, we did a study and poverty is a moral failing, it can’t be solved, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go buy a dick-shaped rocket”

Ok, I made the rocket part up but you get the idea, Jeff Bezos is a pos

So it worked!

I thought you were going to write he uses bronzer instead of a shower

“But everyone on /stormfront loved it!”

I thought about that then I got mad all over again because of the “Now that it affects me, it’s important!” angle. But yeah, at least he was apologetic about that one thing and it would def be unthinkable any regressive would apologise about anything today.

Rush Limbaugh (who coincidentally replaced Downey when Downey got fired from his job) took the “smoking is a-ok!” to his lung-cancerous grave

Let’s all forget him again, he doesn’t deserve remembrance

Right, because tearing a picture is worse than the sexual assault of countless children. What a pos

He’s like the unfortunate result of Jerry Springer, Rush Limbaugh and Morton Downey Jr spreading idiocy and bullshit everywhere, setting the stage

And that minuscule amount is triggering!