Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
What does he smell like?
Depends.
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I'm guessing that's the joke?
Your powers of deduction are unparalleled.
like a five penny fascist
loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They're just nose blind to it.
Bengay, White Castle, and spray tan
Fire and brimstone
More likely straight sulphur. There's a stench of rotten eggs for like half a mile around his bodily girth. The fence around the White House was to protect us, not him.
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.
Can I at least get some electrolytes please.
Welcome to Costco, I love you!
It's what plants crave!
Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?
Shit.
I know shit's bad right now...
When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.
I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.
Hey, the President in the movie recognized that there was someone smarter than him and got him to help solve a major problem. That's actually better than Trump did.
They're actually mistaking Adam Kinzinger and Rudy G?
Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."
Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.
Absolutely. I hadn't thought about his odor at all. If they'd left it be, the issue would've disappeared in a week's time. Now "so, what did he smell like..." is the first question I'd ask if I was talking to somebody who met him.
This is incredible:
When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”
Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.
Not a refutation... Excellent.
This really is the dumbest timeline isn't it?You know they won't because the media is owned by right wingers
Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.
Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.
She's saving all of them up for his death
He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.
I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.
Honestly it would be this that brings him down. Everything else is fine but not being smelly.
Jingle bells
trump smells like shit
That is all.
Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.
Jingle bells,
Donald Trump smells,
Pro-se-cute him all the way!
Oh, whata time
It is to live!
Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!
Hey!
Can anyone else improve this?
"Donald Smells" is actually a better fit than "Donald Trump smells" and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how "Trump" is longstanding British slang for "fart" though and then you get both names in.
Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn't find the energy myself.
Now this might actually get his base riled up.
But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.
It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory
In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.
I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.
This really doesn't surprise me. Trump is geriatric and gross. Of course he fucking smells, almost all old people smell. The real question is how bad does he smell? Haha.
With his love of junk food, he can't be smelling great. What you eat is how you smell. Aside from the whole bathing thing. Oh god, I just thought about Trump bathing. Oh god, make it stop.
The state of American politics
if you've graduated from kindergarten, you're overqualified
Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?
"The fart of the deal"
Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.
Do not bathe, smell, assert dominance.
Make America Gag Again.
Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”
"Your honor, we are rubber and they are glue. Whatever they say bounces off of us and sticks to you (points at prosecution)
[Yakety Sax starts playing]
You know he smells like old mayo and ass.
so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..
Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?
Without knowing anything at all about Bob Woodward? Definitely him.
What is the chance that Trump's team could actually tell the truth?
Comon guys, don't be so mean.
He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!
"Hey guys, it's Diaper Donny!"
I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.
I thought you were going to write he uses bronzer instead of a shower
What a Stinker!
Jingle bells
Donald smells
Eric did a line
Melania holds her nose
And Rudy got a fine
Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?
“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”
With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .
Every elderly politician probably stinks like hell.
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Who knew so many people were so gullible and immature.
Shit stinks. Next story?
I've always assumed he smelled like necrotic fat guy.
What's smelly Donald Trump's problem this time?
Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again
I'm the smellist person I know believe me!
People are saying…
Base better do their research on this one.
Greasy fat fuck.
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In other news: Trump is a poo poo head
He looks like he smells of cheese puffs and piss
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I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.
