Radio stations wouldn't ever play the first way.

I can't find a source for this at the moment, but I read somewhere that the original line was "Some of those that hold office/are the same that burn crosses." It rhymes a lot better.

I just call 'em a door knob.

Much more interesting than being "normal", if I had to choose

Yeah, I mean, I kinda feel like it's fair now to admit that Seinfeld kinda sucked the whole time.

I still hear it, just not as commonly these days. Personally I decided to enjoy hearing it applied to myself; that means I'm on the right path.

OP I know yours was an accident (glad the dog is okay!) but people, please, don't get your pets high. They didn't choose it, it's incredibly unethical. Would you dose your friends without them understanding what was up?

We said it a lot in the 90s

Rub some mud on it, you'll be fine