Steam's Proton (the tool that makes windows games work on linux) works on pretty much all mainstream distros, you can just install a desktop linux distro and intrall steam on it

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I think you literally stretch; the part of you that touches the horizon line first experiences infinite gravity, while the parts of you outside the horizon line don't, so you're getting stretched out as the parts inside the horizon line fall in much faster

Edit: read the reply to my comment, they're probably more right than me lol