I don't care about balding (and I have been since 20s). Just a healthy body reset every decade or two/whenever necessary. Get the metabolic rate up, clean up all the junk from the environment that has polluted the DNA and reduced the telomere lengths (whatever the correlation/causation there). Just a "take the body to the shop" type of repair possible. A chance to live for centuries.

it's...something between blue and red (and a little bit green)

Idk what demographic you're trying to piss off, but we already are too close to a WW3, so let's all just chill.