I mean, I bought one 5 years ago for $30 and it still works fine. I have fanny packs as well but it serves a differe t purpose. $6 / year is well worth it to me.
I bought a brother printer 13 years ago that still goes strong. Toner replacement is like ... $15 off brand? If I even have to replace it. I can't remember when I last bought replacement toner.
When my sister went off to grad school my going away present was an updated version of the same printer. A year later she said it was the most thoughtful gift anyone gave her.
Also, you can tell YT to never recommend a channel. It's permanent (can't undo) but well worth the use.
Garmin if you want a watch that receives notifications and can do basic replies. Anything else if you want a mini phone.
Spoken from an ex Pebble user here that's been rocking a Garmin 245 since 2020. Finally now starting to get a bit meh in the battery department and I will probably upgrade maybe next year to another Garmin?
My first time playing World of Warcraft I wanted to make a fire mage. I wanted the name to sound cool and mystic. My younger self went and kept trying various combinations of words that would imply I was a fire mage. Gotta have the word fire in it, right? What other fantasy sounding prefix can I add to it? Kha sounds cool and mage-y.
Khafire. Way too close to that word and I didn't realize it till weeks later.
I don't understand why you don't just uninstall what you don't need?
They made a real life documentary about his life a couple years back. Squeaky clean.
Additionally, maybe don't start off with (and keep the tone throughout) that this is boring corporate mumbo jumbo blah blah. What a great way to get the people to continue the actions that got you there in the first place, and especially prove the further point to potential victims that you don't give a fuck.
Microsoft gonna Microsoft.
Remember when they went back on their promise that the $10 would be permanent premium? Then went on a rant about how they shouldn't honor those purchases. I stopped using them right then and there, even if I was grandfathered in.