A soon to be extinct retailer called Bed Bath And Beyond. Watch the Adam Sandler movie 'Click' for a full rundown of the brand.

It demonstrates they have stacks and stacks of towels and that they are to be fully trusted as your local towel authority.

Yep, yep and yep. The nasty-grams are typically referred to as “love letters”.

People with bacterial infections, or… I don’t know, it’s nasty.

I’ve thought about this more than I’m willing to admit. My theory is that men are scratching their bits while urinating and it causes excessive splatter. 😷

Yes, and it even causes issues with rotation. 😅

Right back atcha!

By Safari moment, you mean WebKit moment? I have this issue on any iOS mobile browser.

TIL there's a conspiracy about this. Fascinating.