I'm going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You'll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

What episode is that?

Probably because it wasn't made by an actual reddit user

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn't involve giving him money

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Okay, this bflix thing is amazing. How is it legal? How do they pay for it?

Thanks for the lemon, kind stranger!

TIL before reddit, lemons were just called "mons" and Lemmy was just called "mmy"

But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

I'm not going to claim I know what's happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it's even funnier

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I gave it a 1 star review. I'm doing my part o7

Woo

I was also lurking without an account as I was waiting to see if reddit would get cold feet about pulling the plug (not that I had any real hope).

For me it's the principle of the thing. I don't want to support a business that conducts itself that way.

I looked up the article and it says they're limiting users with an adblocker to 3 videos pet day. They're testing it out on select users for now. Enshitification is killing all the sites I actually use(d) all at once

3 sites if you include Twitter . Twitter and Reddit seem to be in a mismanagement competition right now. Not sure who's winning

My first post. RIP RIF.