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YoungSheldonAdelson [they/them] @ YoungSheldonAdelson @hexbear.net
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  • Osama bin Laden himself couldn't wreck the vibes of this country more thoroughly than Joe Biden has in these last few months.

  • i'm trying to get the former president but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the secret service

  • I liked the part where George Clooney mansplains the survival solution to Sandra Bullock who then gives him the credit despite Clooney being dead for the last hour and a half of the film.

  • Bros got that Bilbo Baggins cake

  • Liberals: Look at the hellhole we made of Egypt. You can't even operate a good CIA black site out of there anymore.

    Liberals when asked where the Palestinian people should go after bombing their homes: Why can't they just go to Egypt?

  • Texans are for small government and independence; so when a hurricane comes through they rely on the Whataburger app for power outage information, HEB disaster trailers for access to sugar water, and Joel Osteen not locking the doors to his megachurch for flooding shelter.

  • I get knocked down, but I get up again

    The demiurge is never gonna keep me down

  • The Biden Crime Family is attempting to steal the election right in front of us, just like 2020. 6ers were right. We're in the Storm. Patriots are not in control.

  • I'm writing a gay mecha anime protagonist right now. It is not going well lol.

  • The vibes for this election are so scuffed.

  • The previous commander assigned to this mission DID quit. The given excuse was "personal reasons," but I think we all know the truth now.