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YoungSheldonAdelson [they/them] @ YoungSheldonAdelson @hexbear.net
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They planned this from the beginning.

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  • It was a special place. Don't judge me for what I've had to do to cope with this pain.

    • They planned this from the beginning.

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  • Tumblr purge survivors:

    • [Not the Onion] Deep in the Canadian Arctic...

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  • You would actually save more ice by sinking a couple of carnival cruise ships.

    • [Not the Onion] Deep in the Canadian Arctic...

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  • Doing this at the same time ice breakers are carving new shipping lanes through the arctic to more easily deliver

    gamer chairs is hilarious.

    • title

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  • Richard Nixon would have been better off starting his own political party instead of resigning. He could have named it the Lemon Party, because you can't have a proper Lemon Party without Old Dick Nixon.

    • Israel approves emergency law for euthanising stray dogs near Gaza

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  • has stepped down from the Biden administration effective immediately and volunteered his services to the IDF directly upon hearing the news.

    Mayor Pete was last seen Looney Tunes running across the Atlantic Ocean with his legs spinning a full 360 degrees at the hip joint.

    • :lathe:

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  • "I'm not owned. I'm not owned." -I repeat over and over again from my replacement CEO Zoom call.

    • So it's looking like the nypd bungled the investigation into the Adjuster.

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  • Gotta change the name of my back alley chiropractor persona now. Thanks.

    • Welcome to the #acceptance, Obama.

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    • Welcome to the #acceptance, Obama.

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  • The perfect center of the horseshoe, where the American left and the American right meet and agree to allow fully autonomous kill-confirm turrets to mow down climate refugees on the border.

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from November 18th to November 24th, 2024 - Could It Soon Be Azover? - COTW: Ukraine

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    • Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett approaching the Confederate States of America stance that West Virginia is an illegitimate state that should not exist

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  • If I were a us supreme court justice in 2024 I would be pretty careful when throwing around words like ‘illegitimate.’

    • Texas offers 1,402 acres to Trump for "deportation facilities"

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    • Texas officials signal support for adding Bible lessons for K-5 classes

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  • I know we got some big Jamesheads around here.

    the Ten Commandments on display in classrooms

    James 5:1-6 on display in classrooms

    Come now, you rich people

    weep and wail for the miseries that are coming to you. 2 Your riches have rotted
    , and your clothes are moth-eaten. 3 Your
    has rusted, and their rust will be evidence against you, and it will eat your flesh like
    You have laid up treasure during the last days. 4 Listen! The wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts.
    5 You have lived on the earth in luxury and in pleasure; you have nourished your hearts in a day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned and murdered the righteous one, who does not resist you.

    • 58% of Americans say they are struggling with their debt and 48% think their household debt is affecting their health.

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  • Austerity is violence. Resisting a government that imposes austerity is self-defense.

    • What was it exactly that got r/cth banned from reddit?

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  • banned r/The_Donald that day too. Reddit admins wanted to seem fair & balanced as if they hadn’t been profiting off of allowing several openly white nationalist hate subreddits to infest their platform for years until it was absolutely necessary to ban them to save their ad dollars and IPO prospects.

    • Jake Paul’s next opponent leaked: the disinterred corpse of Muhammad Ali

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  • What is Jake Paul even doing? Jake can't afford to get CTE. The Paul brothers have to share that one neuron they have left.

    • I can't go back to the gym

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  • Every day is butthole day if you are brave enough.

    • You better get ready for some Blowback folks

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  • They have literally been flying planes packed with explosives into apartment buildings in Russia. Very normal not-collapsed state war tactics.

    • Huge protest planned for Inauguration Day in DC

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  • Good thing it hasn’t been normalized for the President elect to order 25000 troops to occupy dc on Inauguration Day. Oh wait