Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them] @ Utter_Karate @hexbear.net

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I know this Star Wars character! That's Luke Vader!

Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.

The top fell off because they're terrible engineers and this delayed the launch because they're cowards. The engines should still be on there unless that was too spicy for their Australian nerves.

I want to hear what Trump has to say about this right now.

Exterior, public, private, official, industrial, terrain, display, judicial, executive, legislative, royal, ballistic, surface-to-air, air-to-surface, sexually transmitted, airborne, free market, centrally planned, educational and single use. Did I miss any?

Still young enough to PARTY!

Clean uss! Trivial Pursuit is boarguys!

Driving around in his popemobile, the fumes from his special consecrated gasoline venting directly into the sealed driver's compartment, with four Swiss guards in there with him firing their weapons full auto into the bulletproof roof at all times. Weeks of eating nothing but communion wafers, no sleep ever. He pulls up to the White House at 200 mph and slams the door open. The Swiss guard, still bleeding from their ears and crazed with gasoline fumes, gunpowder smoke and special papal blessings launch out of the car like racing hounds, the pope following at a full sprint. It's time for JD Vance to meet the new pope.

Kind of boring pope name. Now the power move here would have been to take the name God I.

In Sweden they test the air raid alarms every first Monday of the month in case the Russians attack, which apart from being ridiculous is counterproductive because everyone just learned to zone out the air raid sirens. I have been raised since birth to ignore air raid sirens and I'm really good at it by now. Air raid sirens do not make me lose focus on what I am doing, they don't interrupt coversations since you just move a bit closer and speak a bit louder without thinking, they certainly do not wake me up, etc. If they ever turn them on in a real crisis these might not be good skills to have.

My God... That is more than a kiloHegel per month you speedreading maniac.

All the fighting seems to be about if it should be called the "Gulf of Mexico" or the "Gulf of America". The solution here is to give both parties what they want. Drop the "Gulf of" that no one seems to be up in arms about and just call it "Mexico America".

Please send Jeff Bezos to space again. Last time they fucked up and had to bring him back to Earth.

When was this if you don't mind me asking?

Chemo treatments have gotten much better and do not always make you sick. My dad went through a few chemo treatments last year before they determined that it was too late for chemo to help and he felt no worse after the treatments (though the baseline I'm comparing against is still obviously being very sick).

Tulsi Gabbard is visibly aging like she was looking at the portrait of Dorian Gray. And funnily enough, the gods of Olympus have decreed that this, exactly as pictured, is going to be her afterlife.

Can recommend lockpicking purely as a hobby. I pick padlocks with paperclips and they make a very satisfying click when you succeed which your brain immediately starts to interpret as "time to release some reward chemicals". I don't think it is actually very useful, but it is fun and harmless.

Humans do too all the time because not everyone can hear spoken language.

EDIT: After doing some reading I have now learned about sign language and how I owe the local deaf community a huge apology.

Who did he think was going to win World War I to bring this future about?

I will hand it to him that it is traditional to believe in God when you are being considered for the position of pope.

What loot did he drop?