Should be illegal to have touchscreen controls in a car, it requires you to look at it to effectively control it, which means the car forces you to ignore the road to do anything.
We evolved from the same species as monkies did, not from monkeys. They weren't actually monkeys until they were already very far removed from us. However, given that we are apes and thus there was at some point a human ancestor species that was ape and was not human the rest of that is right. Off the top of my head that species would probably be our last common ancestor with other apes.
You can't abolish wealth, it's practically impossible. Instead, close the loopholes that make them that rich.
The only reason voting for a third party doesn't help is because so many of you are too stupid to realize that if you keep voting for Republicans or Democrats then they will stay in control of the country.
Creepy af. Doubt they meant it to sound quite so sinister but still that's too far.