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Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping
  • Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

  • Republican senator renews push to make daylight savings permanent
  • These shitbags always do the opposite of what's right. Fuck daylight savings time.

  • I don't like what I've seen, man
  • WHAT! The Fonz wasn't real? That's crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

  • You're on your death bed, the end credits music to your life starts to play. What song plays?
  • I would hope it's something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven't heard in a decade.

    My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

  • Me no speak good
  • I BREW AN 8-CUP POT EVERY MORNING. MOST DAYS I ONLY DRINK HALF OF IT, A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK I DRINK THE WHOLE THING. I ROAST MY OWN FROM A BLEND OF COFFEES I SPENT ALMOST A YEAR NAILING DOWN.

    I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT LOL

  • Me no speak good
  • I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

    I can quit whenever I want lol

    Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

  • Israel vows to 'finish the job' in Gaza as War Cabinet member threatens a Ramadan deadline for Rafah
  • A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

  • Israeli army chief urges soldiers to stop looting Gaza homes
  • I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.

  • Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
  • This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.

  • Alexei Navalny appears healthy in video-link court hearing on day before his death – video
  • "He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin." - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

  • Israeli army chief urges soldiers to stop looting Gaza homes
  • Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian's belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

  • US has new intelligence on Russian nuclear capabilities in space
  • Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

  • Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!
  • You have to know before you can forget lol

  • History confirms Republicans rejected a once-in-a-lifetime immigration opportunity
  • Unfortunately, this has never been about immigration and Republicans don't give a shit about immigration. All they care about is reelecting the rapist.

  • Russia is using SpaceX’s Starlink satellite devices in Ukraine, sources say
  • How dare you insinuate I didn't read the article. I'll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

  • Russia is using SpaceX’s Starlink satellite devices in Ukraine, sources say
  • It's not real war profiteering if you don't sell to both sides, dummy.

  • Netanyahu Orders Military to Make Plans to Evacuate Civilians in Rafah
  • If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.

  • Disney+ Drops 1.3 Million Subscribers Amid Price Hike, Streaming Loss Shrinks by $300 Million
  • That's funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don't need Hulu so I said "see ya round like a big old doughnut."