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  • You have it to sell at this point, especially if it’s an apple

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    "Neutral Spirit Hotel" - Local News Legend - Split Peas
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    Peter Pan Syndrome - Pedals on our Pirate Ships
    piped.video Piped

    An alternative privacy-friendly YouTube frontend which is efficient by design.

    Piped

    This song came on and reminded me of my post divorce self destruction days.

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    peanut butter rule
  • For how expensive that is it better be fucking great.

    I don’t mind shelling out for nicer ingredients, especially with sugars like honey or getting real maple syrup.

  • Passwords
  • Bruh, it just made me google dork to find out where a random street view was. 10/10 would recommend

  • A Proposed Law Would Force Internet Companies to Spy on Their Users for the DEA | The Cooper Davis Act would force tech companies to report suspected drug activity to the government. Experts say it...
  • Doctors do, otherwise they wouldn't be using them.

    Doctors gave my SO's mom Fentanyl. What she has is pure, clean, dosed properly, and basically harmless.

    “All things are poison and nothing is without poison; only the dose makes a thing not a poison.”

    ~Theophrastus von Hohenheim the father of pharmacological medicine

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you have no medical background whatsoever, because being a medical professional wouldn't allow you to have such a black and white thought process on such a nuanced topic as whether a drug was healthy or not. Vitamins are considered healthy, but if you take too much vitamin A you're brain is gonna swell up and take on water, your bones are gonna hurt, your nails will become brittle and break, etc. If you don't have enough you will go night blind, have trouble conceiving, get terrible acne, and be unable to heal wounds.

  • A Proposed Law Would Force Internet Companies to Spy on Their Users for the DEA | The Cooper Davis Act would force tech companies to report suspected drug activity to the government. Experts say it...
  • Locking people in cages hasn’t fixed the problem yet

    Even if I thought you were gonna go home and kill yourself tonight, I wouldn’t feel the compulsive need to rub it in your face.

    I think you should probably work that all out with a therapist. It sounds like you probably have some CPTSD from growing up in an unstable environment due to parental drug abuse.

    I've found this channel to be particularly useful to me in my journey.

    Best of luck in your healing journey ❤️

  • A Proposed Law Would Force Internet Companies to Spy on Their Users for the DEA | The Cooper Davis Act would force tech companies to report suspected drug activity to the government. Experts say it...
  • That was obvious when you posted cocaine then crack.

    It showed that not only are you not a connoisseur, but your understanding of drugs is most likely mainstream fiction and copaganda regurgitated as news.

    Crack is just cocaine that has been processed so you can smoke it instead of snorting or injecting it.

    Disclaimer: don’t Fuck around with cocaine, it dumps your dopamine and eventually makes it impossible to feel happiness outside of continued use, and the use diminishes in its dopamine dumps

    Edit: I didn’t even read the comment two up, they had the same assessment, lol

  • Never more nervous
  • This is even more fun in a professional kitchen.

    “Bro, we had three people look and be unable to find it, add it to the 86 list.”

    “I just saw some in the walk in” Goes to look

  • Tarrare - French showman and soldier noted for his unusual appetite and eating habits
  • The guy was ejected from the hospital for being suspected of eating a toddler, disappeared for a few years, then eventually spewed bloody pus shit everywhere and died.

    The bloody diarrhea was most likely from his strange diet of discarded organ meat, corks, and the blood of patients in hospital with him.

    What in the actual Fuck

  • Official Minecraft wiki editors so furious at Fandom's 'degraded' functionality and popups they're overwhelmingly voting to leave the site
  • No, the scandal they got caught up in was basically if you typed “Coinbase” into the search bar it would suggest the autocomplete response for their affiliate link to Coinbase, it wasn’t limited to just coinbase however, and it wasn’t a forced redirect, just didn’t pass the sniff test, and while that doesn’t mean it’s bad or malicious, that also doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good.

    It just happens to be the best solo solution on the application layer that works well with other complimentary services on other layers to fit my good enough criteria for now based on the hardware I currently have available to me.

    When I get a different phone (read as migrated off of Apple [current] and Google [past] phone OS’s) I will reevaluate my mobile opsec and most likely chose from the other solutions available on the platform of my choice.

  • No rights no pussy rule
  • Yeah, that’s another one of those.

    I’ve never had anyone who said politics and religion aren’t good conversation actually be worth having those conversations with. Everyone else from every other walk of life has no problem having a nuanced conversation about that stuff, it’s only ever WASPs that get all indignant and force everyone else to stop talking.

    One of my coworkers had asked something about trans people and bathrooms, and I started to say my piece, but mid sentence the owner comes back like “under no circumstances are you allowed to have this conversation here”.

    Oh yeah, so threatening to say that I don’t care who is in what bathroom if they don’t do anything that violates another guests bodily autonomy.

    So controversial and brave.

    We’ve spent plenty of time talking about the different racist inspired restaurants in the area and the deplorable dog whistle specials they offer, never cared about that offending anyone.

    The restaurant in question was the MoonCricket Grille, and they were offering $0.49 Bud lights after the outrage about them in honor of the 49 who died at the Pulse nightclub.

    I hate this place…

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  • I'm guessing you never saw the movie 'Rat Race', OP?

    Edit: I didn’t link to piped because it didn’t work for the link.

    Edit 2: piped link is working for me now, and I dunno why it didn’t before. Anyone have insight as to how piped works and why that would be?

  • No rights no pussy rule
  • Ayyy!

    Lemme Take a Selfie

  • No rights no pussy rule
  • This is why I don’t fuck guys who “don’t pay attention to politics”.

    That means one thing, and it isn’t that they are blissfully unaware of the day to day happenings in their town, county, state, region, country, or planet of residence.

  • Two litte Billionaires
  • Good bot, link changed in my original comment

  • Two litte Billionaires
  • I totally forgot about that period after eBay came out and before PayPal got bought where Elon Musk was the character inspiration for J.P. from Grandma's Boy.

  • Official Minecraft wiki editors so furious at Fandom's 'degraded' functionality and popups they're overwhelmingly voting to leave the site
  • I’m certain that Jagex wasn’t necessarily doing that out of the kindness of their hearts. RuneScape community sites have had a history of advertisements that border on malware at worst, are paid phishing attempts at best, and benevolently full of grey market account services and real world trading platforms.

    Best case scenario was them hosting the platform to protect the integrity of their game, and the community.

    Not to distract from the good move that it was, of course.

  • Expected: I cancelled our subscription with HP and they blocked us from being able to use the rest of the ink in our cartridge.
  • I didn’t have a wide array of choices, as I had a selection of printers in front of me at a brick and mortar store, but I went with the Brother HL-L2325DW. They offer a subscription (I don’t mind an optional convenience and monetization method) but they don’t disable your printer or force you to buy it.

    It came with a full sized toner cartridge at about 3,000 pages compared to the “demo cartridge” most printers will give you with the unit, and it worked out of the Box with CUPS and Linux, and was supported by Brother for Windows and Mac.

    Wildly enough there was a Linux utility too from Brother, but I didn’t need it.

  • Expected: I cancelled our subscription with HP and they blocked us from being able to use the rest of the ink in our cartridge.
  • I had to buy a printer recently. I intentionally went through all the information i could to find out which manufacturers pull this trick and bought their competitor instead.

  • Proprietary Southern Style Barbecue Baked Beans

    --- This recipe is posted In honor of and in dedication to Lemmy meme history in the making.

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    Ingredients:

    • 1 lb of Jimmy Dean Sausage Mild or Hot
    • Half a pound of bacon ends and pieces or diced bacon
    • 2 Large cans of Baked Beans
    • 2 Small cans of Kidney Beans (drained)
    • Onions Diced
    • Bell Peppers Diced
    • 2 Tablespoons of Molasses
    • 2 Tablespoons Brown Sugar
    • 2 Tablespoons Barbecue Sauce
    • 1 Tablespoon Ketchup
    • 1 Tablespoon Mustard
    • 2 Dashes of Worcestershire Sauce
    • Garlic powder to taste

    Directions:

    1. Preheat oven to 350F
    2. Mix everything together reserving bacon for the top
    3. Place in a pan large enough to allow beans to boil without boiling over
    4. Put raw bacon on top layer and place in oven
    5. Bake about an hour

    This recipe was originally submitted to the church cookbook by my Aunt in the late 90's to early 2000's. She always brought the beans to whatever food function was being had, so naturally she was asked to share the recipe. I originally wasn't going to share this one in it's current state because it has many hallmarks of a badly written recipe. Though with a few tweaks I had a recipe that was ready to share for the most part. Maybe I'll revisit this one later and give it a proper reinventing as an open source recipe.

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    Open Source Flapjack/ Griddlecake/ Hotcake/ Pancake Batter

    Ingredients:

    • 1 1/2 oz by weight lard or shortening
    • 1 1/2 oz by weight butter or margarine
    • 2 eggs
    • 1/3 cup sugar
    • 1/2 tablespoon salt
    • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1 1/2 tablespoon baking powder
    • 15 oz flour (packed by weight)
    • 2 cup whole milk
    • 1 cup buttermilk

    Directions:

    1. Place container for fats on scale and tare to set scale to zero,weigh butter and lard in your microwave safe container then gently melt fats in microwave on low and set aside
    2. In a mixing bowl or electric mixing bowl add eggs, sugar, salt, baking soda, and baking powder. Beat until well incorporated and let stand to bloom or rise (around 2 minutes)
    3. Add whole milk and buttermilk to egg mixture and mix until combined.
    4. Once fully combined slowly beat in flour until well incorporated, and no dry lumps remain.
    5. Slowly whip in the butter and lard mixture until velvety smooth
    6. If using an electric mixer, start slow, and easily raise speed of mixer until you are on high or mid high, mix at speed for about 30 seconds, or until velvet smooth, otherwise beat until your arm hurts and you can live with how lumpy the batter is.

    For best results (read picture perfect), ladle 1.5-2 fl oz of batter into a dry, preheated pan. For extra crispy edges, but some white discoloration. ladle batter into a well buttered or well oiled pan.

    For extra style points add M&M's, chocolate chips, frozen blueberries, or any other creative mix in you can imagine.

    Serve with butter and some real maple syrup for plain pancakes, or whipped cream alone for chocolate chip cakes and fresh fruit with whip for a fruit cake. You can try powdered sugar with caramel and baked apple slices, or really any other combination you can imagine!

    This is truly a blank canvas of a recipe!

    !Nutrition Info

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    recipes@lemmy.blahaj.zone - a place to share your favorite recipes for the fediverse

    I noticed there wasn't a recipes community so I decided to make one myself. Please share some of your favorite recipes and help support the Open Source Food movement!

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/recipes

    /c/recipes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    !recipes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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    Open Source Manwich/ Sloppy Joe/ Sloppy Jane/ Tavern/ Barbecues/ Dynamites/ Slushburger/ YumYums/ Loosemeat sandwiches

    Ingredients:

    • 1 ½ pounds extra-lean ground beef

    • ½ onion, diced

    • 1 green pepper, diced

    • 2 cloves garlic, minced

    • 2 cups water, divided

    • ¾ cup ketchup

    • 2 tablespoons brown sugar

    • 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard

    • 1 ½ teaspoons salt, or to taste

    • ½ teaspoon ground black pepper

    • 1 dash Worcestershire sauce

    • 1 pinch cayenne pepper (or 2-4 drops tabasco sauce) to taste

    • 1 tablespoon instant oatmeal, powderized in a food processor or herb grinder

    • hamburger buns, rolls or other bread

    Directions:

    1. Place ground beef and onion in a large skillet over medium heat; cook and stir until beef is browned and crumbled, about 10 minutes.

    2. Stir in green pepper and garlic; cook and stir until softened, 2 to 3 minutes. Add 1 cup water and stir, scraping the pan to dissolve any brown flavor bits from the bottom of the skillet.

    3. Stir in ketchup, brown sugar, Dijon mustard, salt, black pepper, and Worcestershire sauce. Add remaining 1 cup water and bring mixture to a boil.

    4. Add in some oatmeal powder and lower heat to simmer, simmering until thickened about 30 minutes while stirring occasionally. If the mixture is too loose to form sandwich filling out of comfortably at the 15 minute mark, add in some more oatmeal powder and simmer to firm up the mixture until desired consistency is met

    5. Serve on hamburger buns, or whatever roll or bread you have on hand. For extra structural body to the sandwich toast the buns on a skillet or in a preheated oven or toaster oven.

    !Nutrition Info

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    One more gadget/ gizmo for Ariel

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