Huey Lewis and the News is a psyop by DARPA to prevent Huey Newton from getting popular on the proto-Internet.
If LED bulbs are supposed to last for 10 years, why do I still need to replace them every 9 months?
My Christo-faacist Grandma, suffering from dementia, had a lucid moment today. She correctly gendered my son.
I convinced my partner to watch all 9 hours of Evangelion. We just finished.