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A shadow of his former self
  • No, that's obviously a banana growing out of his hand.

  • Yes, I'm this old
  • I thought that you meant that your computer doesn't have autocorrect as a good thing as opposed to the phone. That's certainly the first thing I turn off on my phone because it's shit.

  • Yes, I'm this old
  • I'm redoing my roof, so I'm more in need for hot shingles in my area.

  • Yes, I'm this old
  • I....DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY

  • Yes, I'm this old
  • My phone also doesn't, because it can be turned off.

  • 10 Reasons You Should Switch From Chrome to Firefox.
  • Yeah, like Nokia-bad. Wait...

  • xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
  • A not too heavy cone.

  • Google apologizes for ‘missing the mark’ after Gemini generated racially diverse Nazis
  • That's why I hate that they started to call them artificial intelligence. There is nothing intelligent in them at all. They work on probability based on a shit ton of data, that's all. That's not intelligence, that's basically brute force. But there is no going back at this point, I know.

  • Why do some languages use gendered nouns?
  • Okay, thank you. Anyway: is here somebody who actually knows WHY this happened? What was the underlying cause for our ansestors to start using it? What were they trying to achieve or solve? (UNINTENTIONALLY, okay, we got it.)

  • People using 'less' when they should be using 'fewer'
  • I also need to think it through every time I use it, because in my native language there is only 1 word for both. (Hungarian)

  • Do you have a “Third Place”? And if you do, where is it?
  • I don't go very often, about once a month, but it's the bar with my friends.

  • They had a paid break, right?
  • Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We'll get to it eventually, right?

  • Northern Pygmy Owl
  • This is just amazing!

  • Actually had to use this old friend at work the other day
  • Oh, a D6x0. 620 was my first ever company laptop! I loved it. Easily swappable cd-rom, you could change it to an additional 4cell battery. Combined with a 9 cell one it lasted basically the whole work day.