I've been using a 0.5L one for years now. Usually it's enough, but there are times that when I dry (with toilet paper) I see that I need a little more cleaning and then I either finish with the paper or refill the bottle and try again.

Well, you can spend 300-400 or you can buy a "portable bidet bottle" and clean your asshole with warm water. You'll still need to use some toilet paper (or maybe a towel) to dry, but you'll be spending $15 more or less and you can carry it with you when you travel.

2.5 million copies sold in EA, but barely got a mention? ok...

I think the problem here is thinking that sex == romance.

Probably for the ads?

There is also the pico that costs more or less the same iirc. Although it's not available worldwide and the company was bought by bytedance not long ago, so...

With game pass we are still in the growth phase, so it's still gaining features (at least on PC) and the user experience is improving little by little...

Thanks!

I'll probably get one at some point, but to test if it was good or not I got a "portable" one (it's basically a bottle with a special nozzle) and I've been using that for years now, with the advantage that it's, well, portable, and you can take it with you on vacations and the like! It's like this:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71zhLrpWVVL.jpg (fixed the link with the one provided by @OmniDeficient@lemmygrad.ml thanks! )

The same devs have also desperados 3, and it's also super good (it's on gamepass also if I recall correctly). It's at 50% now: Desperados III

Ok, not so much as hidden, but also not super known:
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun. A tactical stealth game (think commandos saga back in the day) is 90%
Technobabylon. A pixelated point & click adventure with some cyberpunk themes at 70%
Return of the Obra Dinn. Probably the best detective/deduction game that I've played, at 40%
Prey. One of the best immersive sims, at 75%
The Case of the Golden Idol. Is not as good as Obra Dinn in my opinion, but it's super good none the less, at 30%
Antichamber. Super good puzzle game, at 75%
The Age of Decadence. Ultra hardcore RPG set in ancient Rome, 60%
Tametsi. Is like minesweeper but good, 67% (and only 0.77€)

I'm from Spain, it's not uncommon unfortunately, but that's because the flag is appropriated by the right and far right and if you see someone with one you can be 90% sure of the type (homophobe, anti abortion, bullfighting supporter, climate change denier, etc etc)