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Uncritical support to comrade Stalin in his righteous struggle against The Time Keeper

My first run as the USSR in Slay The Spire. I opted for the Stalin build this time around as he synergized with the 5 Year Plan and Assassinate cards. Unfortunately my deck did not have the tools in it to allow my Fidel to pop off. My Yuri Gagarin was stuck at the bottom of my deck and not even Zhukov could save me. Next time I'll build towards nukes and then we'll see who's laughing.

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Why doesn't china launch a preemptive nuclear strike against the west?
  • Once enough xi-plz emojis are posted the countdown will begin. Trust the plan.

  • Are you or your loved ones suffering from Bolshephobia?
  • Me when the doctor says they'll treat my Bolshephobia with Dialectical Therapy kitty-cri-screm

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from May 27th to June 2nd, 2024 - The Virgin France vs the Chad Sahel - COTW: Chad
  • News thread favorite John Mearsheimer in Kangerooland talking about "Israel". Covers a lot that we already know. Points he makes include: (as appropriated from the trueanon thread I found this on)

    -Israel will never accept a two-state solution or a multi-ethnic democracy as their goal is explicitly an ethnostate. This is why they supported Hamas over the PLO historically, as Hamas provides a perfect foil compared to the PLO

    -Israel cannot defeat Hamas, their only real options were ethnic cleansing of Gaza (which failed) or genocide (which is what they are currently doing)

    -Israel is unquestionably an apartheid state, however, they are aware of the instability of apartheid (re. South Africa). This leaves ethnic cleansing or genocide as the only long-term solutions

    -Post-10/7 Israel needs to deal with the fact that their reputation of deterrence has been badly damaged and they have reached pariah-state level

    -Israel will have an increasingly difficult time dealing with external threats due to the advancements in drone and missile technology employed by Iran, Hezbollah, and Yemen

    Youtube Link

  • It's more likely than you think
  • This might be controversial to say on this website so sorry if I offend anyone,

    but I don't think you should be able to take large, wild jungle cats into any establishment, be they het or ace or gay.

    edit1: downbears? really? Real mature.

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    KISSENGER IS DEAD
  • I hope I live to see many more 800 upbear celebrations dubya-paint planet-hillary trump-anguish libertarian-approaching

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    KISSENGER IS DEAD
  • It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger

  • One Woman’s Mission to Rewrite Nazi History on Wikipedia
  • Great article, real bloomer stuff, thanks for posting stalin-approval