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Man, I tell ya, working as plumber in this city is hard.

You're shoving yourself into and out of tight, wet places. Your tools take a real beating. And there's always someone riding you to get the job done.

And you get ridiculous calls unrelated to the job. Just this afternoon, some poor lady called from inside her dryer. She'd gotten "stuck" in there. I swear, early onset dementia like that is sad to see. Not only could she have gotten herself out, she kept calling me step-brother!

Which was almost as bad as this one lady right before I got done for the day. Calls from under a bed, and my boss sends me out! I said, "dammit, Jim I'm a plumber not a search and rescue team."

Anyways, I get there and she's all wanting me to shove her deeper, and harder. I'm thinking, lady, you gotta be nuts, if I go any harder, I'm throwing my back out. And I'm not your damn stepson.

But you know me, I ain't leaving until the pipe is laid. I go at it like there's no tomorrow. By the end of it, we're both sweaty and sticky, and she's just dripping.

I tell ya, this job ain't for wimps. You gotta be able to handle anything that comes at you. You gotta be able to shove the pipe into some dirty, nasty holes and bang around all damn day long.

Msr Renard looking fine

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That's my strategy too

Look everyone has tried it, ain't so shame in the self suck game

I dunno, Beatles in either the white album or Sgt pepper era would be amazing.

Specific performance, the nirvana mtv unplugged might be a better option.

Then again, there's a dozen performances at Woodstock that were nuts. Hendrix at that show? Fuck me, that's a peak music experience.

I dunno man, this one is hard.

Fuck! Robert Johnson! Any performance ever. The recordings from back then are not the best possible audio, and you know that man could tear up a room. That's my final answer.

Leverage, in specific the "redemption" phase.

It's cheesy as hell most of the time, but it satisfies that escapist itch rather well

I Think you misposted homie. This is the far side community. Mind you, this one has that absurdist vibe the far side often uses, so maybe it was intentional

To take me away haha (hehe)

I love that the typo of eek in there works just as well as the eke intended. Sometimes autocorrect can be entertaining

Exactly my point. The term for that is woman

Fwiw, that's not a rare issue. Usually, hrt doses and varieties being altered either fixes or reduces the difficulty.

Mind you, you didn't mention any surgical outcomes, so the above assumes there haven't been any that would affect the genitals. Otherwise, it's a way more complex situation. Hrt adjustment would still be the most probable fix, but it could be something structural as well or instead of. Which could still be the case, even if it hadn't been a problem before because there can be changes over time post genital surgeries.

You mentioned having a doctor's appointment soon, so I don't doubt that you'll find resolution eventually.

You'd be amazed.

They're cheap, available damn near anywhere you go, and filling. Lots of people driving long distances will gravitate to them.

Waaaaaay back in my youth, it was often a choice between having electricity and eating. Had a friend that worked overnight at a stop n rob. Me and my best friend could go there, have a free hotdog (or two sometimes), while hanging out and reading comics from the magazine rack.

Free food? Not even able to buy a beer if we could have afforded it? You damn skippy we had hotdogs every day :)

Being real, this is pretty much the only form of piracy I don't support.

But, yeah, you're just not finding them. I know a couple of people that prefer a less polished erotic material, including the range of body types that can loosely be called average.

They have said that there's no good way to search for it, so you have to go for "amateur" and sift through results.

Part of that though, is that anyone trying to earn money off OF are going to polish their product. Great cameras are expensive, but good makeup and lighting aren't, and they go a long way to presenting a person at their best rather than just whatever a random selfie might achieve. So, as much as I despise "rating" people, on only fans you're going to see whatever you think a 5 is making product where they look like a 7 by whatever arbitrary standard is in play.

Plus, since it takes both confidence and the willingness to put oneself out there, OF models self select for people that at least look good on camera. You're not going to run into as many "plain" looks as you would out here in meat space.

There's no tags for that kind of thing, no way to really know ahead of time if a given model is going to fit your idea of average or not. You gotta just sort through it.

That's actually true of anything where the terms you'd use to look it up are super common in multiple contexts, you just have to cast a wide net and winnow out

It's both, and the ratio between them. Or that's what I ran across back ages ago when I looked into it.

No, no it isn't. Not by a big enough margin to matter anyway. The koala one takes three basic facts and misconstrues them so horribly, I think it's worse in a way

Koalas

a small overview about the chlamydia

and it isn't even something they causedit was from invasive species.

One brief overview

with some extra info

The reason koalas eat only eucalyptus isn't stupidity. It's niche evolution. They live in a place with high competition for resources. Having specialized digestive tracts and gut flora allows them to have a food source that isn't under competition. this is a benefit, not a failure. They literally eat something that is poisonous to pretty much every other species. That is an incredible evolutionary adaptation.

Their joeys eating pap is not exclusive to koalas either. It's not only found across the world, the exposure to the gut flora of the parent happens with most mammals, if in a less direct manner. You can even find a ton of information about what happens when human gut flora becomes unbalanced, and it isn't very pretty. It's just worse for koalas.

Not every species is a generalist, and we don't want them to be.

a note on why koalas bellow so much

The source may be a crappy blog, but the information in it matches more detailed data from better sources, and keeps it short enough for this.

As with most behaviors in other species, attributing human judgement and definitions tends to be misleading. While koalas are pretty unique in the lack of mating rituals, they're not doing it for human reasons. Nor are attempts to copulate outside of season as common as the pasta makes it seem. Besides, that's something humans actually do share with them besides the presence of fingerprints. It also isn't so rare in animals as to be remarkable. Copulation behaviors are used outside of mating by plenty of species for social reasons. It isn't in koalas, but since it does increase the chances of mating, it isn't a bad adaptation.

And the extra cerebro-spinal fluid isn't a special ed helmet, it's another adaptation found in other tree dwelling species. Why would an arboreal species having adaptations to mitigate risk from falls be a negative?

Yeah, I get it, the pasta is meant for entertainment, but it also spreads half truths, outright incorrect or outdated information, and skips over facts for the entertainment value. Then people read it and spout it out later as fact.

It's just a crappy copy pasta, not anything meant to be taken as truth, but people are more dumb than koalas.

This pasta in particular isn't the worst (the sunfish one takes the prize for being the most full of bull). Nor is it a bad thing to enjoy as entertainment. But for crying out loud people, don't take random, unsourced copy pasta as an educational tool.

Also This comment covers some things I missed

Then there's this one that is even better

The fuck are you smoking? Russian grown weed, I guess

Agreed completely.

Maybe we're using different definitions of logic here.

To me, that's what I would call a factual matter rather than a logical one. Logic is about using the brain/mind to structure understanding. Facts are just facts, bits of data one can use logic on, or that can stand by themselves.

Sorry if I misunderstood what you meant

Not all of them, no.

Most of them don't do those nice, sturdy bubbles at all, but they'll get close. Iirc, almond milk comes closest..

It matters in some recipes whether or not the milk substitute will have the right properties. Say, something like a mushroom cream sauce, none of the substitutes work because there's just not duty enough fats. Milk gravy is hit or miss, with almond being the least bad choice iirc. American style biscuits, soy and almond do okay, but need extra acid to get a good rise like you can with buttermilk. But they sub in fine for regular milk in terms of texture and taste.

Stuff like that. Blowing bubbles is a quick way to test a fake milk. Or even types of cow milk, or milk from other animals. Goat milk, as an example, is so close to cow milk in terms of structure it's an easy substitution if flavor isn't a factor. The powdered milk you can get for long term storage or baking is no better than the usual non dairy stuff when reconstituted, and not even as good as skim milk despite being the dry parts of skim milk.

For good bubbles, you need fats. And they need to be similar enough to milk fats, so there's a high degree of parity between a bubble test and cooking outcomes