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  • If you choose boney chicken wings over sucking dick three times of day for delicious human protein, you too should be stabbed in the throat.

    I wonder how in the fuck some people just wake up one day and decide to themselves "today I'm gonna be retarded".

  • Yo, humans need to get medieval on these reptilian motherfuckers. Make them stand under the bones of 2 billion boneless chicken. If they are human, they will survive. If they are corporate shills, they will die. As they should.

  • when she invited him to a lunch in September 2020, “to get some peace” from him sending “lots of messages” - he declined her offer.

    Ms Gasparova told the tribunal this was because “lunch involved romance and he only wanted sex”.

    Oh, honey. You're really gonna say the man is crazy about you but doesn't wanna go out with you in the same breath?

  • It's the same algorithm. It has the same purpose and the same result. It has simply been updated and improved. And it most likely still relies on certain markers that can measure how much a post will be engaged with and who will do it, except those markers are now less primitive and harder for us to define.

    We're arguing semantics. This has always been the purpose of a social network: to keep you addicted to it. To keep you interacting with it. They don't make money if you're not there to click their ads, to look at their sponsored videos, to be marketed towards. Did they do it as well 10 years ago as they do it today? No, of course not. But you were still being targeted with posts that would "do well" with your gender, your age group, your location etc. They haven't changed one little bit of their business model.

    So what are we talking about here? Some guy discovered 10 years down the road that a company wants you to keep using their website/service/app/whatever, but he thinks 10 years ago that company was - what? More scrupulous? More genuine?

    Nah, man. It was always the same. They just got better at their jobs. And - fuck me, it sounds like they were pretty good at their jobs even 10 years ago: they managed to keep Joe Slow scrolling for an entire decade.

  • Holy shit, were you born yesterday?

    Social media was not a stew of shit a decade ago.

    Source: was a man on social media a decade ago and was not constantly bombarded with toxic shit.

    Lol imagine being on social media for 10 years and still complaining about the algorithm.

    Here's a post from 11 years ago explaining how you were being targeted and how engagement was measured back then:

    Facebook has a hierarchy of post types, since some types garner more engagement than others. Photos and videos take top priority. Links are second, and plain text status updates are at the bottom end. Weight doesn’t end there, though.

    Interaction from other users can also affect this. For instance, comments are more weighty than likes, but both affect the overall weight of the post. So a text-based status update with 50 likes and 10 comments will be more likely to show up in the Newsfeed than a photo with no engagement at all.

    Source (actual fucking source, as in an article written Aug 13, 2013, instead of your personal experience from the last decade): https://buffer.com/resources/understanding-facebook-news-feed-algorithm/

    So, in those 10 years you've been on social media (congrats on the milestone btw, maybe you'll get a clue about the fucking world soon) what they've been doing has not changed, it's merely been perfected. But yeah, sit there and tell me all about how your rose-tinted glasses are ackshually great and don't distort your view, and you're not just a mindless cunt that's been zucking the zuck's dick for the last 10 years, scrolling through shitty posts meant to make you click them. "things were better back in the day" lol gtfo dumbass it's always been the same, it just took you 10 years to notice.

    What an actual waste of my time.

  • Oldman.setHealth("dicktits"); //normalize pls

    Oldman.setHealth("-100±1%"); //make percentage pls

    Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the 'numeric value' overload, or the 'subunitary numeric value' overload?

    Don't write your own code just yet.

  • I lack reading comprehension up to the point where I may be illiterate: it took me one fucking day to understand your message. You don't want this. Hell, I don't even want this, but I'm stuck with myself. Get out while you still can.

    O hey. Idk if my first message didn't show the right nuance of red on the flag, or maybe it didn't completely send the "turn back now, I'm literally brain dead" idea. So anyway, here's a second message.

  • "hooray convenience, fuck your livelihood."

    This is literally how everyone behaved when bank tellers were replaced by ATMs, when coal diggers were replaced by drills, when daily laborers were replaced by tractors, when Morse code operators were replaced by the telephone, when travel agents were replaced by websites, when warehouses and factories started delivering you your Amazon package in 1 day instead of 5 because they replaced humans with machines...

    And now that technology is coming for artists instead of all the other jobs it replaced so far, now you wanna go back to the way things were?

    Get with the times. I don't wish this situation upon anyone, it's devastating to see your profession reduced to a few clicks, but it's silly to say "nah, THIS change is crossing the line". Hundreds of millions of people before you lost their job to new tech. Let me know when you hire a town crier instead of whipping out your phone and searching for the news, and I'll hire you for a painting instead of getting AI to apply some paint-like filters on a photo. Until then, I'm sorry but your job is in the process of being rendered obsolete, like so many others before it.

  • Yeah, this definitely is one of the more ludicrous things Christians have done. The crusades and the child molestation I was okay with, the inquisition just sounds like an awesome time for everyone, and shoving your religion down the throat of everyone else is just what you do sometimes when you feel you're right. But making laws against feeding homeless people really makes me wonder if maybe Christians are a bit wrong sometimes.