I'll believe it when I see it

I've seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They're pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They're similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing...

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker's laptop because it wouldn't boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn't even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

His brain is buffering.

What's Trump's stance on Israel?

The Spear of Family Values

The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

It's what plants crave

The bar is low and the concerns are high

It's about the low quality of education and poor job prospects. Poverty = crime

But those bugs reject our Managed Democracy!!1

Yes but this time with intent

What if they were raised in a hermetically sealed environment, dried out, ground into a fine powder, then added to batter to make pancakes?

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

I haven't had a disc drive of any sort on my PC for over a decade

Is that the timed mission where they posted up enemies everywhere with rocket launchers along the normal route? That mission ended my last attempt at a playthrough, still never finished GTA3

What do you mean? Elementary school is on there

It's just Swamp German