2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

I can’t say I totally blame him. I’m only 31, and I’m already feeling a little irked about some of the ways this world has changed. And ya, I’m pretty tired of super hero movies anymore. However, I’m really looking forward to watching Deadpool and Wolverine on the big screen together. Just gotta find a babysitter first. 😂

Free water? Where do you live? Here I have to pay for that. 🤣

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

I used to own an ‘02. It was definitely a minivan. And I’m still salty about the placement of the alternator.

Hail Satan?

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

I’m afraid of dresses.

It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

Ya, but I don’t trust disassociated me very much. 😂

I’m sorry, but I think you meant “Google/Linux”.

🎵Stand in the corner and scream with me!🎵

pulls out abacus

“Not today fedboys! Now, how do I listen to Taylor’s latest single on this?”

When it does what?

Such a beautiful voice has been lost. Sad day indeed. :(

If this video doesn’t exist, I’m going to be very disappointed.

I don’t get it.

/s

Instructions unclear. Gave robber my firearm. Robber proceeded to rob me twice as hard.

It’s on gify. I found it by Googling (or rather Braving in my case) “licking lips gif” and then clicking the Images option. That’s where I saw it.